Sunday 10 July 2011

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) - Tom Six

I can't decide who's the sickest - the sick bastard who came up with the premise and directed this, or the people who watch this out of sick fascination and intrigue, myself included. 


The story is now the stuff of legend.  If you haven't heard, then the title is pretty self explanatory.  Still, the anticipation is far worse than the actual gore to come - the slideshow presentation of the "operation" *bleurgh* especially.  It may apparently be medically accurate, but it's not even particularly well made and the acting is totally laughable in places.  Not that there's a lot of acting you can do in *bleurgh* that...erm...position.  It does at least cement Dieter Laser (Dr. Heiter) as one of the freakiest men in existence.

I challenge anyone to watch this without a lump in your *bleurgh* throat.  Just be prepared for some crazy, crazy dreams afterwards...